Bridge Babies

“Can I be your partner?”	“I have a count of 18 … I think.”	“I just don’t have a thing.”
“I hope this finesse works …”	“Quit talking and let’s play bridge.”	“THAT’S ENOUGH! … I simply don’t want to hear and more about it.”
“I thought we were playing no trump!”	“Is that bid supposed to be psychic?”	“I can’t remember how many trump are out.”
“You mean you opened on that!”	“I forgot we were vulnerable!”	“Doubled … Redoubled … and Two extra tricks!”
“A good peek is better than trying a finesse!”	“Whose bid is it?”	“Partner, we’re down again!”
“Don’t you have any spades at all?”	“I double!”	“… and I RE-double …”
“We made it!”	“Whatta partner …”	“This is positively the last rubber.”
“I just can’t believe I won first prize.”	“Goodbye; it was such a nice party!”